HAHT MAMA

This.. this is what happens when you find a hot woman, thats all I gotta say.

Me: *scrolling on Instagram*
Me: *finds a hawt woman*
Me: HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes head with hammer OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table

by Whenyouyouwhenyouwhem July 18, 2021

joe mama

your mom

1: You know Joe?
2: No, who's joe
1:JOE MAMA!!!
2: Dies of death.

by 9ga boy November 30, 2022

mama brooke

Mama Brooke is not actually your mom but she feels like it. She is the same age as you but protects you from yourself and others that may hurt you. She is your best friend. Don’t ever let go of your mama Brooke.

Ayeeee! Mama Brooke you came!
Of course I did! I wouldn’t miss your show for anything!!

Luv you!!

by Petrayourstarbuckskid April 20, 2019

icado mama

brazilian mom that has three sons. The first one is antonio which does a lottt of sports. then next is icado who does so so in sports here and there. BUT SERRRGIOOOO! SERGIO BURY FAT AND DO NO SPORTS AND HAS BURY BIG MANBOOB. HE ONLY DOES PING PONG HERE AND THERE.

Icado mama esta mi papa.

by papa meme January 5, 2017

Mama Spider

Soft, protective, or motherly Natasha Romanoff. Usually in relation to being a motherly figure to Peter Parker; but not always.

Also used: Momma Spider, Spider mom & Mama Nat.

"Uh, oh, they angered Mama Spider," Tony whispered.

by queertree April 25, 2022

Mama Beaver

Mama Beaver is a form of lifestyle. Mama beaver is getting black out drunk in Barcelona with hot Spanish men cavorting on you while ur so thin because of all the ozempic you're on. Mama Beaver most often goes hand in hand with Brat Summer, however they are inherently different.

OMG! You got so drunk last night u started scissoring the DJ in his booth while getting backshots from a drag queen who was on MDMA. MAMA BEAVER!!!

by Gagamortis August 22, 2024

Chunky mama

When your gurl is looking hot at the airport

Man, chunky mama, you really did it today

by Bigp November 19, 2023