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Jizzed Up

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023
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jizz chasm

A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.
That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper
by Chilifart April 10, 2024
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Hipster Jizz

I put hipster jizz on my food.
by California Bae Area January 5, 2017
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Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.
Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.
by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024
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moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece
Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”
by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023
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Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.
The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
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Rizz and jizz

Fanum taxing the Ohio sigma will Drive the Gyatt to Skibidi town
"I',m going to rizz and jizz"
by Mark's May 7, 2024
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