P-finger

Short for Penis Finger. Normally said when someone fucks anything they touch.

Did you see all the misspellings in that memo Dave sent out?
Yeah, he really p-fingered that up!

by Rev135 May 02, 2018

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 13, 2010

DJ fingers

When a DJ or music producer adds a small flourish of finger movement after turning a knob to make the action seem more important than it really is.

"Dude, this DJ has some serious skills!"
"Don't be fooled by his DJ fingers, all he's doing is turning a knob..."

by Psychic Vibe June 05, 2014

Bingle fingering

Where you dip your fingers in bojangales fry seasoning the you finger someone

Bingle fingering its finger lickin' good!

by Phatred July 06, 2022

dickle fingers

When you're so drunk you try to finger random female patrons in the bar.

Avoid Steve at the bar, he seems to get dickle fingers when he gets too drunk.

by Littlebitty69 May 23, 2021

trojan finger

When a dude tells his girl he's only inserting his finger(s) into her vagina or asshole but after getting her good and worked up he slips his penis in and quickly ejaculates before she realizes he's tricked her.

Owen was fingering his girlfriend so hard she didn't notice he had slipped his cock in until he had already dumped a load inside of her. When she panicked and asked him what he was doing, he proudly explained he was pulling a trojan finger on her.

by Tittsmcgee July 22, 2018

accidental fingering

When you are typing and you are trying to capitalize one letter but you hold the shift key down too long and capitalize two or more letters in the same word

Man I hate it when I'm typing and keep on accidental fingering my words.

by johnsondong February 22, 2016