ash fingers

A condition when after smoking cigarettes or cigars, your fingers smell like burnt cigarettes.

Adrien: "Hey Kelly, wanna go out for a smoke break?"
Kelly: "Nah, I don't want to have ash fingers."

by 2K4Days July 2, 2016

Fingers The Monkey

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.

Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."

by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021

Finger diddle

Fingering

Tatiana finger diddled cousin terry

by CASTRATED GINGER May 6, 2018

Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

Rupert's fingers

Rupert's fingers is the local name in England for a hot dog, or more occasionally a Vienna sausage.

Hey man you want some "Rupert's fingers"?
Chill and have a "Rupert's finger".

by cannnibal of fish April 27, 2022

Feather Fingers

When playing a game and one's fingers are moving so fast to press the buttons; that they only graze the buttons.

I was playing ROBEATS with Jess and I kept losing because of my feather fingers.

by Edur Fawn February 26, 2021

feeling fingered

When you are feeling beyond tired, fully drained and worn out, when your body is aching all over and your just completely fucked.

- I'm feeling fingered after lastnights efforts at work..!
- Been moving furniture all day and I'm feeling fingered now, so I'm going to bed.

- Bo: "How you going Andy"
Andy: "I'm feeling fucking fingered hey"
- When you can't do something anymore cos ur feeling fingered.

by Pinkmyryd June 6, 2021