Smurf Cat

smurf cat is a stupid internet meme that shouldn't exist it is a dumb meme and was made even worse when CG5 made a song for it.
NOTICE THIS MEME WAS MADE BY SOMEBODY TRYING TO USE AI TO MAKE A REALISTIC SMURF AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO LOOK LIKE A CAT!

Smurf cat is dumb

by SmurfCatIsntFunny October 14, 2023

raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

by Xhihou July 22, 2008

Cat Earthquake

Sticking your dick in a cat and making it purr

Friend 1:Hey, Wes what are ypu doing tonight?
Wes: Not much felt like doing a Cat Earthquake tonight.

by Toasterboi42069 December 8, 2019

Sleepy Cat

Someone who is always tired, constantly dosing off at the wrong moments

... only a Sleepy Cat.

by Big Jargon July 6, 2010

freeze cat

Someone who is always cold

"Claudio is such a freeze cat. Someone should get him a blanket."

by Jaffy duck December 24, 2013

kill a cat

Masturbating; jacking off; fingering yourself.

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

by Dustin November 21, 2004

cat flicker

a: VERB- One that enjoys flicking a cats exposed anus while its tail is erected

b: ABJECTIVE- A insultive word suggesting its meaning on the victim

"a: hey greg watch me flick this cat"

"b: man your dad is such a cat flicker"

by evlspcmk October 7, 2006