Canadian Eggnog

A sexual act in which syrup and semen (cum) are mixed in a glass. Typically a whisky glass or shot glass, to create a sweet and savory flavor profile.

Tasha wouldn't swallow, so I made her some Canadian Eggnog and she's been swallowing every drop ever since.

by Mister Buttersworth April 1, 2022

Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.

Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag

by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022

Canadian Sleepover

The act of two or more bro's staying up late engaging in mutual masturbation over webcam (at least one must be Canadian)

Hey boys who's jumping in with me for this Canadian sleepover tonight

by Canadian Sleepover April 13, 2022

Canadian blizzard

Sexual act done by Canadian Yoders:
where two men or a man and a woman line up and take turns pegging one another until climax, then they pull out and blow their cum onto the back of the person in front of them.

I can't wait for the Canadian blizzard tonight.
I can't wait to be snowed in during the Canadian Blizzard

by Canadian snowbird November 7, 2021

Canadian Specialty Cookie

Anal sex with a Canadian

“Barry, you’re such a good friend, do you want a Canadian Specialty Cookie ?”

by pybbjkkkk November 8, 2021

Canadian Hymen

When you’re having sex outside in the middle of winter and the girl doesnt pull her long underwear down but you bust through that polypropylene with your cock to get into the sugar pot

I fucked this girl outside a bar last winter but when she pulled her pants down she forgot the long underwear so I had to break her Canadian Hymen to finish the job

by Plain old Pete January 22, 2022

Canadian forces

The ones ignorant enough to train cadets to starve them

The doctors In the Canadian forces are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision And don't care if I eat food.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022