Dog Water

It's basically calling somebody bad at the video game but inside of calling them dog shit they call them dog water-

Bobby Joe: Bro you're literally dog water
Johnny: *depression*

by chickennoodlewater March 10, 2021

chocolate water

Hennessy

"I'm off that chocolate water!" - ParisRose

by blank basquiat January 3, 2019

water relish

Water Relish is an activity that takes place after fast-paced sport, water relish includes, splashing face with water and re doing make up, certain instruments are require for the water relish.

"AWWW, MAAAAN, cannot wait for the water relish after pe!"

by LEKKY November 10, 2009

Organic Water

When you think of Organic Water you would normally think of water, but in reality he is a Homo-Sapien that indulges himself in the lower bracket of video-game quality. Some games that he has spent a large amount of time in is For Honor, Ark: Survival Evolved, New World, Monster Hunter World, and Rainbow Six Siege. All of these games quite simply suck, yet he continues to sink thousands of hours of his life into them. As a person however, I would like to say that he is a pretty great guy, but this is sadly not the case. He often exuberates large amounts of gayness, 'and should take a shower' - (Muckx 2021). On the bright-side though, his SMG-11 spray is decent and can hold his own in gunfights. He also has the ability to think of extremely creative insults, although these are not as good as they were in 2018-2019.

"ew who's that guy spooning in bed with that other guy?"
"that's Organic Water."

by Willo_ October 5, 2021

"Water" Balloon

A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them

I used a "Water" Balloon for JAMIE'S BIRTHDAY

by Rionox February 23, 2023

Water of Man

Manly Fluids. Specifically Semen.

Umar ibn Saad had a condition in his anus that required him to put "The Water of Man" on his ailing rectum. This was a blatant coverup of his homosexual personality and need for anal penetration.

by Zakir Naik February 18, 2012

Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.

Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.

by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011