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text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.
I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...
by pm1960 May 26, 2010
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Text Mex

When I send a text message to my Mexican friend Jose I'm sending him a Text Mex
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text for your header

synonym for: "really fun" or "really good game"
Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header.
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Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.
Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023
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Blabber text

To overly state the obvious via one or multiple text message(s) ; If more than one text they are instances apart from eachother. Can be compared with or similar to a "blabber mouth".
Quit your blabber texting, I get the point!
by Icanhandle May 15, 2016
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The Whopper” is it’s name and it is equal to “ \( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \) “using the array of operator and BEAF.1 The term was coined by Cookie Fonster. The number is named after the hamburger sold by Burger King.
Guy: Hey what’s your favourite number?
Guy 2:Mines probably \( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \).
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Text

1.

A slang term derived from “textbook,” used to describe an experience, event, or moment that feels meant to happen — as if it were prewritten, divinely timed, or part of a larger lesson in life.

Often used to acknowledge a situation that feels textbook in its meaning, significance, or alignment with personal growth.

origin:

From textbook — suggesting a classic, archetypal, or spiritually significant life moment.

2.

(slang)

A word used to describe an experience, moment, or event that feels meant to happen — like it was written in a textbook of life.
It’s that feeling when something aligns perfectly, teaches a lesson, or hits with divine timing.

“That was meant to be.”
“That was a lesson.”
“That was fate.”
“That was text.”
1.

Expressing a feeling of fate, synchronicity, or personal lesson:
“Dayum that was text.”

Reacting to a profound or serendipitous event:
“Text!”

Describing a divinely aligned or expected situation:
“Meeting them like that? Text.”

2.

Person 1: “Yo I randomly ran into her after 5 years, same corner we met on.”
Person 2: “Text.”

“That was a text heart break. I needed that to grow.”

“That DJ set in the rain... text.”
by H. Trismegistus June 20, 2025
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