the real stuff is in the shed

When the worst/best is yet to come.

- You think this is bad ? Well the real stuff is in the shed !

by Ima Potato June 1, 2024

The Double Stuffed Donut

The recipient will be taking a shit. When the turd is mostly out of the ass, it gets shoved back in, followed up by putting the givers dick or a dildo in immediately after it.

Yesterday I gave her The Double Stuffed Donut

by Broom Stick Jesus June 19, 2024

Look up random stuff

searching random stuff on the internet because of extreme boredom

Kyle: "what are you doing"
Tim: "Im going to look up random stuff like asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop

by fiiiintajie9aohoua8u90dgvadymn November 24, 2024

Urban Dictionary Staffage

A term to describe someone so GOATed that normal terms don't describe it well enough.

A: I am sigma.
B: I am more sigma than James Y toilet
C: I am Urban Dictionary Staffage
A and B: No one's Urban Dictionary Staffage , except for the guy who called himself that on urban dictionary.
C: let me see.
C: Bro is more sigma than gigachad!!!

by Urban Dictionary Staffage December 2, 2024

the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!

My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!

My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025