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Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011
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Hash smash

The excess water from Making hash turned into a beverage
We made hash last night want some hash smash.
by JakeP420 September 21, 2019
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Smash

1a. When Zach and Brittany hang out, they fucking smash the fuck out of each other!

2a. Zach totally smashed the shit out of Brittany last night!
by Justsomeguyy86 May 19, 2024
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Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017
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ark smash

today was so bad it was like ark smash
by Goodboi69420 October 25, 2020
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Kimmeh Smash

When a person destroys anything within arms reach regardless of sobriety.
Where did that vodka bottle go on the counter? Did someone Kimmeh Smash?
by Big Betty Swallocks November 23, 2021
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Smashing Gravs

To take massive single-shot hits from a gravity bong, traditionally a GB, usually in a group.
C: I want to get ignorant tonight!
E: Well then lets get the crew and start smashing gravs!
by GoldDRoger May 16, 2018
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