Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011
Get the Smashing your saladmug. by JakeP420 September 21, 2019
Get the Hash smashmug. 1a. When Zach and Brittany hang out, they fucking smash the fuck out of each other!
2a. Zach totally smashed the shit out of Brittany last night!
2a. Zach totally smashed the shit out of Brittany last night!
by Justsomeguyy86 May 19, 2024
Get the Smashmug. A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...
Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!
Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!
Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!
Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!
Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017
Get the Smash the puss!mug. by Goodboi69420 October 25, 2020
Get the ark smashmug. by Big Betty Swallocks November 23, 2021
Get the Kimmeh Smashmug. by GoldDRoger May 16, 2018
Get the Smashing Gravsmug.