North Side Shower

Dublin colloquialism meaning to forego a shower in favour of a spray of deodorant, usually Linx.

Originates from the poorer, working class people from the North side of Dublin. (see knacker.)
Chantel: Are yeh ready to go, Anto?

Anto: Yeah, jus' lemme have a North Side Shower foirst. *sprays Linx* Let's go, da 75 won't wait for yizzes.
by 5hrink September 19, 2009
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Porcelain Meteor Shower

When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.
Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."

Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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communal shower

A crazy party, loud and annoying...awesome!
Robbie: Are you coming to the communal shower tonight?

Kate: No, i can't make it.
by Ark Angel July 28, 2008
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hockey-goal shower

A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.
I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).
by Troyus Maximus August 23, 2008
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The Dry Shower Head

When a woman gives a man a blow job and just when he is about to cum she pulls back and waits for him to jizz on her face, he moans, groans and enjoys it but there is no jizz
Girl 1- I was blowing Jake last night and just when I thought he was about to jizz I pulled back but nothing happened?!

Girl 2- What?

Girl 1- He had The Dry Shower head, shame!
by Cyrene612 October 17, 2011
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poop-n-shower

1. Used When you are out of toilet paper so you turn on the shower and wash out the crack of your ass.
2. Also used when you take to nasty of a poo that you can't wipe all of the poo out of your ass crack and have to wash it out.
'Fred took a massive shit, he tried wiping but the toilet paper would only stick to his ass so he turned on the shower and took a "poop-n-shower".'
by Phantom Pooper July 22, 2009
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reverse golden shower

A therapeutic act of one partner pissing in the other persons mouth. Then the one with piss in their mouth sprays it on the originating partner.
I would love to give her a reverse golden shower.
by Matty Fucking K April 25, 2019
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