Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Self-fucker

The process of fucking your self.

You:I just fucked myself,so i am a Self-fucker!
Dunno,a random guy?:Damn,you must really be lonely.

by Master-Baitor April 5, 2021

Self Lie-solating

When you really don't want to do something, so your cover story is that you are in self isolation due to having Covid 19 symptoms.

Self Lie-solating: "Sorry boss, I have a cough and a sore throat, I will have to stay at home for ten days."

Then swiftly return to binge watch a new Netflix series.

That my friends is self lie-solation.

by lolo.24 April 11, 2021

Self-arising

1 . A strong feeling of self-confidence.
2. A sudden regaining of determination or self-correcting in yourself

1. She is self-arising

by UrbanizingTheDictionary May 8, 2021

self-in-law

Spouse.

My spouse is my self-in-law.

by KNN128 May 21, 2021

yeetus self deletus

when you yeet yourself into something or someone at a speed that may damage you

person 1: "runs fast into something"
person 2: why he doing that?
person 1: yeetus self deletus!!

by TETP May 22, 2021

Self-righteous Richard

A person usually named Richard who is a sanctimonious dick.

Rich Smith is such a self-righteous Richard.

by Hellsangel June 3, 2021