i put it in the printer

i ate it

dude that pizza last night? i put it in the printer.

by gordontuous November 14, 2022

put down for a nap

A euphemism for being drugged.

She pressed charges after being put down for a nap by Bill Cosby.

I was put down for a nap so they could perform surgery on me.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

put to sleep

A euphemism for being drugged.

I was put to sleep for surgery.

I was put to sleep, abducted, and held for ransom.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

Put that in Urban Dictionary

When you think of a sexual act so bapshit insane that it needs to be in Urban Dictionary.

"What if there was this sex move where you completely close a vagina with your dick. I'd call it the water bottle."

"Bro put that in Urban Dictionary"

by RandomRubbishRick November 20, 2022

Put your foot in it

SUCKING TOES

PUT YOUR FOOT IN IT BABY GIRL

by BRICKFLAVA November 22, 2022

Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....

Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022

put the feet on

hurry up, get on out of here

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by onewoodenleg2 January 4, 2022