Pulling A Keegan

When you masterbate in the shower while your spouse is home.

"Dude, you idiot, you got caught pulling a keegan?"

by bigbuckhunna January 10, 2021

pull a Save

To injure oneself in an unlikely or improbable way whilst performing a usually safe, everyday action.

Fred pulled a Save last night while eating fried chicken - broke his collarbone.

What kinda Save did you pull to lose a finger while making toast?

I probably shouldn't climb up there while I'm this drunk, I might pull a Save.

by Str8WhiteMinority January 18, 2021

Pulling a Bobo

@everyone on the whole fucking discord server

Pulling a Bobo : @everyone

by Don’t shoot the messenger March 10, 2021

Pulling a phex

Pulling a phex is usually when you get really angry and block all contact with the people who got you in this state even if they are your closest friends.

Leave me alone otherwise im Pulling a phex.

by DA ONLY ONE May 1, 2021

Pulling a Bizioo

Having a go at someone for putting themselves down or insulting themselves.

Person 1- It's not that good. Sorry to your ears.
Person 2- Stop putting yourself down, it was great.
Person- Are you pulling a Bizioo on me?

by olewydd June 5, 2021

Pulling a King

To win. To do so well, you rule.

Wow, he is a great ship clerk, he must be pulling a King.

by King1988 May 31, 2021

Pulling a Turco

Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :

1) Work got the best of me today.

2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.

3) I have to babysit my parakeet.

4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.

5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.

Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.

Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.

Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.

Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.

by Zeebot July 1, 2021