Shoot poo

Going to the restroom for a bowel movement.

"Excuse me a minute doll, I need to shoot poo."

by JJ Bigs February 20, 2009

Poo Rocket

If you don't poo rocket power in the morning you don't understand

Poo Rocket mate, you are here already, want a beer mate?

by The Marvellous Holdeno June 12, 2019

poo-alyzed

When a person becomes unable to move, speak properly or concentrate because of the sudden onset of a potentially explosive bowel movement. Often caused by coffee and/or greasy foods.

I was talking to Tom earlier and he seemed ok, but then he tensed up and didn't make another move and his speech pattern became odd and erratic. He just stood there like he had a stick jammed up his butt and I'm pretty sure he was poo-alyzed as sure enough, he disappeared to the bathroom after a couple minutes.

by Plarp2 July 9, 2021

poo monster

A being that takes in shit and spews out shit

"His music is trash, and talks shit. He is a poo monster"

by bigknowledge October 11, 2020

Poo vines

Poo vines reffers to bits of feicies dangling, clinging or hanging to bum pubes. Usually hard in nature, round and somewhat difficult to remove without pulling the pube out.

Derek couldn't wipe his ass sufficiently due to the build up of poo vines.

by Numpty134 June 29, 2013

Tang Poo

If there aren’t enough unflattering but accurate names for a certain indicted former US President, this is the latest and perhaps the funniest. It’s a combination of a tasty orange drink mix and something that you see and smell in the New York City sewer system.

Tang Poo is trying to be President again. He should know that he couldn’t run a country from the federal lockup - where he might end up.

by anonymous September 4, 2023

skunky poo

poo that smells worse than normal.

person 1: what is that smell

person 2: its skunky poo

by ma dude bra January 29, 2020