cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.
Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!
by BigSloppyMcGayBoi February 15, 2018
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fat cow gravy

this is what texans call ice cream
Dell: I'll have a vanilla fat cow gravy, pardner.
by FlyingKP June 21, 2024
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whip the cow

-Last night when me and my wife were having sex we did all sorts of stuff
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck
by Hoodboiy January 23, 2016
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Cow Juice

One of many kinds of cow extracts. Delicious to some, poisonous to others. Essential for the survival of civilization.
Jane: Have you got some cow juice for me?
Eric: Of course, it is solely responsible for the good in the world, why wouldn't I have some?
by TwoBearsAndCowJuice March 20, 2024
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Cow Juice

It could be milk or it could be another white substance
by bettybottersbetterbutter April 11, 2022
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Cow Juice

"Cow Juice" is a whimsical and utterly delightful dairy product that captures the essence of joy and laughter straight from the heart of the pasture. This unique milk is not your ordinary white beverage; it's a creation of contented cows who can't help but chuckle as they produce it.
Box: Hey Kalvin do you like Cow Juice?

Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real
by Vxtico October 04, 2023
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Cow Moment

A sexual act in which someone attempts to stimulate a woman's breasts to such a degree during sex that they begin lactating. Usually through sucking, biting or harsh pinching which end up.
I just got done fucking that girl man, I sucked her milkers so hard she had a cow moment!
by GhoulFooly December 10, 2020
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