can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

doggy date

waterboarding to the umpteenth degree

i got doggy date by a cow

by loligotadog March 22, 2022

National Date Day

Where you ask out someone you like even if their taken on February 3rd.

1-“So I know your taken and all but todays National Date Day.”
2-“Damn fine.”

by penisadoodledoo February 2, 2022

e date

E Date is another meaning for online date - same thing goes for other "e" terms on the internet

Choco: Oh hey you want to E date?
Morgan: Oh sorry no

by CASTROBAT February 3, 2022

dated

the best clothing shop in the UK

wow I love your hoodie where did you get that from!?! it was from dated.

by datedforever February 4, 2022

Date and Dash

Dating someone and dashing out of it after a month or two abruptly.

This guy date and dashed his girlfriend and went for another girl straight after. What a man whore!

by TaytheGreat February 9, 2022