the mad cap

A piss poor excuse for a human. A waste of human flesh who thinks there gods gift to the world.

The asshole the mad cap hates Juggalos because he's not one and can never be one because he has his dick shoved up his ass.

by Me and only me. October 9, 2017

mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

Cap daddy

Is a father of all lies

You know who caps all the time? Her boyfriend John! that mother is a Cap Daddy for sure. The Father of lies him self.

by CeeBlind March 5, 2025

Charlie's Cap

A shield for Charlie's godly hair and beauty that has the ability to blind all mortals due to its sheer glory.

Jimothy: wtf happened to your eyes?
Jack: I witnessed Charlie's Cap being taken off, I am now blinded by the sheer Gigachadness that Charlie exudes
Jimothy: Yeah, Charlie is the father to my 45 children

by AsianFetus May 20, 2022

Cap

Cap means "lie" or "false."
No cap term, which means "For real" or "No lie."

Celina " My brother died and than came back to life "
Laila " That's so cap, like stop the cap"

by Stop the cap buddy crfhj May 25, 2023

No Cap

Evidently means being truthful and not lying.

I thought No Cap meant Captain America wasn't around or you know... not wearing a rubber

by Sir Jameson Smith June 7, 2022

cap

C A P cap is two expressions a actual cap or just cap. Its a fictional word in peppa pig and baby storys like WOW PEDRO I LOVE YOUR CAP, t-thank you p-peppa hehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheeheh. or When I walked into the room, OMG I SAW LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD wearing a cap.

i love caps!

by tsukasa tenma. September 21, 2022