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hub monkey

Comes from the latent word TACTICAL UNIT HUB Monkeys. The name originated from the 1st Armored Division. They are actual Signal Soldiers, who are locked up in a cage like area. They often are allowed out to eat, drink and once in awhile mingle with the rest of the community. Spotting a Hub monkey is rare, they are actually on the endangered species list. Please be advised, any hunting of a Hub monkey is illegal and will not be tolerated.
Please, when you past by the soldiers, DONT Feed the Hub Monkey

Please no slapping the hub monkey, it will make you go blind.
by Magic Mike27 May 12, 2008
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monkey spot

A spot, place or area on anyone's body that, when touched, makes that someone freak out and act like a monkey. This may, or may not include the flinging of feces.
Petey was loving the sex until Violet ruined it by touching him on the monkey spot by his left rib.
by Albumen March 6, 2009
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Monkey Month

by Smokey78 February 22, 2011
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spud monkey

Man I just dropped a fat spud monkey
by ratty316 December 30, 2020
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syrup monkey

When a guy pulls a girls ears as he cums on her face.
I gave that Asian hooked a total syrup monkey last night!
by Shae wrote this shit March 9, 2015
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monkey looker

a person that looks at another persons penis while using adjasent urinals
by the cheat March 16, 2003
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frosty monkey

the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.
I heard that Jorge once gave Erin a frosty monkey.
by The Shaggin' Wagon May 9, 2008
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