A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!
by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020
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by Looyurr August 9, 2023
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by Big Daddy 1983 April 9, 2022
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by Brian and Eli forevs August 13, 2018
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by KappaG March 30, 2020
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by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018
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