by Karoline Das Boot January 21, 2011
Get the mike schmoolmug. Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.
I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.
by JustForThis July 23, 2022
Get the Mike Kroon Money Shotmug. Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other
by Myne12 November 22, 2021
Get the chubby mikemug. by Doorside Mike March 11, 2016
Get the doorside mikemug. Hym "You're not doing it explicitly because I said I wouldn't validate your religion. You're miming the words but really that's all there is to it. So, that's a lie, Mike. You have no intention of ever doing your religion properly. I said it before and I was right. It's a prescription for others for an illness they do not have and that is exactly why the weaponized schizophrenia too. OH! You know what I just thought of something! Well, 2 things actually. But, I gotta cut this one short. You're a liar Michael. Hell for you and your kids."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the That's a lie, Mikemug. A man who lived hard and played hard. One who left the world two of the most bad ass respectful chicks who have led their children to walk with strength, love with with their hearts and live with honor. Mighty fierce in his battles
by Freakyfetishgrl October 18, 2020
Get the Mike Garrisonmug. A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
Get the Unfit Mikemug.