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Devious Lick

Stealing a school urinal or soap dispenser for TikTok clout.
Person 1:"Yo bro I just got caught doing a devious lick by the janitor"
Person 2:"L BOZOOOO"
by DietCock September 13, 2021
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CONNECT LICK

When a THEFT is connected to a THINK TANK where you are usually because if it was not the effectiveness it would FAIL MISERABLY.

To connect SEXUALLY effectively with your overwhelming SEXUAL PREFERENCE.
Look when they put the APPLE on her head WILLIAM TELL went to work as THE ARCHER and when the arrow flies the LICK takes place but after a little thought you get a CONNECT LICK but the next move for ANAL ALAN is find the right DICK to LIFT AND LICK where the lyrics to this song must be studied in DEPTH , as let's all have fun and for now on give BLOW JOB'S that are SKY HIGH.

OK, John what happens if I tickle the FICK out of you well, I know I would have you in STITCHES laughing and suppose this guy came from LONG ISLAND and shined a LIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE looking for CESTODA would it piss you off to have your PET picked on especially if the LITTLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS and BABIES YOU LOVE you CONNECT LICK with a FLESHY RIMJOB so much would definitely OBJECT as you are a nice JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE that makes them happy and they all have pets so they want you to have a pet too.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 16, 2021
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Hit a lick

“Hay have you heard of the new TikTok trend hit a lick?”
by Ur_m0m_ September 16, 2021
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Devious lick

a lick that is most devious and powerful when acquired
maggie: i found the most devious lick at school today

kaela: what is it?
maggie: a school bathroom stall door 🥶😈
by maggieyourmom September 9, 2021
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Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls
So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens
by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021
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devious lick

A shitty way of admitting you’ve stolen something from your school.
The school had to put security guards outside of the bathroom because of all the people doing devious licks
by maddiewastaken September 17, 2021
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