wank like an Egyptian

Using your imagination to wank and no use of porn.

While is was in the shower I had no porn so I decided to wank like an Egyptian

by SirSheepy February 19, 2011

arms like an otter

Someone with very hairy arms.

Steve Martin, Alec Baldwin and Robin Williams have all got arms like an otter.

by interfusor May 24, 2009

Frosted like a cake

The art of covering someone's face with a healthy batch of Man-goo.

Last night I was getting a great blowjob from your mom. Since she's not into throat babies, I pulled out just before I came, shot my load on her face and she was frosted like a cake.

by Wizard Sleeves February 14, 2009

sounds like autotune

Adjective. Used to describe blatantly overprocessed vocals on recordings, or in a more general sense, as a disparaging description of any and all aspects of overproduced records. Refers to a popular pitch-correcting plugin for Pro Tools digital recording systems.

"Someone tell Britney her voice sounds like autotune."

"Dude, could they have compressed the rhythm guitar a little more? This sounds like autotune, man!"

by Danny Delinquent December 16, 2004

i like someone

I like someone: Meaning that you have feeling for another

You: I like someone!!
Best friend: when?
You: Probably like a few months ago?-
Best friend: No, when did i ask?

by RickRolled By ur mum. April 11, 2022

laggin like a motherfucker

A term used to describe the amount of fail lag at gigabits lan center.

Im up here at gigabits and it's laggin like a motherfucker. P.S. Tom says "Hi!"

by Sapp726 July 14, 2009

Actin' Like Jackson

Phrase used in response to one of your friends doing something so badass, that it reminds them of Andrew Jackson.

Donny: "Did you see what Ron just did?"

Jeff: "Yeah, he was totally actin' like Jackson."

by DreamerDemented July 14, 2009