leftcath

A Catholic who has critical, untreatable low T. Often asexual and horribly dysgenic. "Male feminist." Has an idea of tradition that would be obviously effeminate in any other era.

That leftcath isn't looking too good, he could really use some sun and steak.

by The maccabean June 4, 2020

leftcath

Someone who spends most of their brunch time seething over how they hate their dad and then tries to tear down age old institutions from within. They are most easily spotted when they say "I'm a Catholic, but"

"That leftcath really needed to be stuffed in more lockers during high school" - Chad

by magnus_pi June 4, 2020

leftist royalist

A Communist Anglophile who is ashamed of calling himself a Communist to the point of creating a non-existent political ideology to mask his Communist tendencies

Guy 1: "Hey man you're such a Communist"
Guy 2: "Please don't call me that! I'm a leftist royalist!"

by nicmas July 14, 2015

turkish leftovers

the most extreme degree of sloppy seconds but taking place long after the sexual acts have concluded. (like at least the next day)

whoever fucks missy is going to get E.J.'s turkish leftovers.

by STD free (so far) December 18, 2008

lick my leftovers

The act of wearing underwear made of Saran Wrap at least 1 day without showering and possible extensive heat buildup from any physical activity such as exercising or physical labor. On the following night, have your partner open up the wrap as if opening up tasty leftovers and continue to engage in oral sex.

Are you gonna lick my leftovers or what? I've been warming them up all day.

by Doops337 September 20, 2015

lefty situation

When a man or a woman can no longer can pleasure themselves with their right hand and have to resort to using their left hand. Left-handed dominant fellows are by default placed in the lefty situation.

Guy 1: “Dude, I broke my right-hand fighting a bear in the woods.”

Guy 2: “Looks like you’re in a lefty situation now.”

Guy 1: “Fuck dude, how am I gonna pull the chicken with my left hand?”

by finetwine February 22, 2020

Gay Leftovers

Gay tourists who wander the streets of Toronto days after the pride parade has ended.

dude, I was walking down Yonge St. today and there were tons of gay leftovers.

by kundimantattoo July 9, 2011