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Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.
“Jacob barlow moment

Fuck you tim”
by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022
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Jacob

An annoying boy who looks like a gay ugly fish who is really stupid and is single for life also he likes someone named
Person 1: Is that Jacob? He looks gay
Person 2: YEPPP
by AnnoyingCow1365 December 3, 2019
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JACOB

Backhanded,shady,skeeming, ignorant,Dumbass Thief
Damn you Jacob ass bitch gimme back my money.
by Shenanigans 19 August 14, 2019
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jacob

a drop-dead handsome guy who every girl wants. he only has eyes for his girl which makes him the most loyal and kindhearted individual anyone would ever meet. his gorgeous eyes and kind smile light up a room which causes everyone to stop and stare. his girl knows just
how good looking he is and must worry constantly about other girls and guys trying to get at him.
elena: omg did you see jacob.. i think i just fell in love
megan: omg ikr. ! too bad he has a girlfriend and he wont even consider cheating on her..
by hisgirl69 November 21, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob has gigantic cock that wants to burst out his pants but his bb belt stops the humongous cock from coming out.
Girl 1: omg Jacob’s cock is big 😫
Girl 2: omg Jacob gets all the bitches
by hubert marquess November 20, 2021
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Jacob

A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.
Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
by Calguy January 1, 2022
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Jacob

He touched you dick what a Jacob
by Love nip kick bit October 18, 2019
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