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R u mad?

A questioning joke that one person nerviously asks another. The nervousness stems from the fact that the person asking the question is not sure whether the person to whom the question was addressed is really mad or not.

Usually responded to with:
Yes=Trouble
No=Time to utter a funny banter
Lauren: R u mad?
Ben: no
Lauren: R u sure?
Ben: yes, now quit talking to me damnit!
by Ben Keown July 14, 2005
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Mad Good Though

A response that is usually said when one person tells another of something somewhat unfortunate, but not tremendously unfortunate. This envokes that even though the subject being discussed is unfortunate, the conversation or situation in whole is still "mad good".
Mark: I just found $20.

Dan: Shit, I stubbed my toe!

Mark: Mad Good Though.
by EmpeeDan May 17, 2006
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Sexual Mad Libs

1. A game during which one sexual partner unsuspectingly attempts to say obscure or unsexy parts of anatomy during "dirty talk" without their mate losing "the mood". If sexual relations still occurs, EVERYONE WINS!
How to play "Sexual Mad Libs"

1. While talking dirty: Oooh baby, your *nostrils* make me so hot. Show me how far you can spread them

2. While talking dirty: Mmmm, I love the way your *pubes* rub against my skin, it makes me quiver
by Dr.J-Money February 28, 2011
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Mad Sow Disease

Attacks of Mad Sow Disease occur when you are running late for work and are the second car thats been asked to pull forward at the drive through winnow and when your food is brought out the fat sow in front of you refuses to pull up so you can leave because her fat loser 30-something boyfreind wearing a Pokemon t-shirt has gone inside to use the can and she is afraid he won't find her if she moves 20 feet.
I had an attack of mad sow disease at Mickey d's today, this fat sow boxed me in and I was late for work.
by Guy O March 18, 2011
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Mad Cow Disease

A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.

A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."

Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
by dooshkanew August 23, 2009
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Big Mad Ride

A Northern Irish Schoolboy expression for a sexually desirable woman, lady or girl. Often uttered between boys or men to express their appreciation of members of the opposite sex.
Boy's-oh, d'ya see her? She's a big mad ride, she would do for a jolly good one.
by smogthecrock September 15, 2009
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mad props to gettysburg

It’s a term that gives congrats to Gettysburg.
by William Crenshaw April 8, 2021
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