Texting while noodle grooving
Damn look at that noodle texter.....
What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
by Puddle guts October 8, 2023
Get the Noodle Textingmug. On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021
Get the National Text Your Crush Daymug. v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.
I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...
by pm1960 May 26, 2010
Get the text-exedmug. n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.
Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.
The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.
Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.
The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.
Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.
by Sloth Slayer October 23, 2016
Get the text ninjamug. The formality of your messages, mainly texting for how a person may judge your internet/online status. The different stages include usage of capital letters, punctuation, and emojis.
Stages of Texting
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.
Stage 1 (informal): OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY *insert crying laughing emoji here*
Stage 2 (casual): Yeah the party's on Thursday
Stage 3 (normal): I'm pretty sure she's upset about her boyfriend dumping her.
Stage 4 (ass eater): Laughing out loud, that was quite the funny joke x capital d laughing my ass off.
by Chinis Chink December 3, 2016
Get the Stages of Textingmug. by Tsukami June 25, 2023
Get the No Text To Speechmug. Purposefully waiting a long time to text someone back in order to increase anticipation and drama, especially if someone just asked you out or expressed feelings for you
Amy: I’m not sure what to do. Adam texted that he’s into me, but I also like Blake and Juan.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
Lola: Just text torture him until you figure out whether you want to hook up with him or not.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
Get the text torturemug.