Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023

text rage

When you waited forever for a reply to your text and the only thing that you can do is rage

I texted my crush and got text rage!!!

by Text-Rager September 8, 2013

Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 18, 2020

text

bottom text

1: hey man! did you see my text?
2: no.

by [e-mail] March 1, 2022

Text items

Items made by text. Best used in texting with phones that you can't send pics with

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Teen 1:u r good at making text items
Teen 2:thx

by Avery monkey butt January 15, 2012

Break-texting

When a message could be texted within a sentence or sentences and then send it out as one text entry, the message is broken down into a single word, words, or phrases. Because One message is broken down into a few text entries, the recipient receives 5-6 messages instead of 1.

"Omg Maggie freaking loves break-texting so every time she texts me, I got 10 messages instead of 1"

by UJUHHH July 29, 2020

Wacking Texts

When people "wack" texts at eachother.

Matthew-"Ill just wack you a text :)"
Sam-"Ill wack you one back ;)"
This is an example of Wacking Texts at one another

by ChorleyCake September 3, 2010