Bone guy

Literal meaning is a masseuse who exclusively massages the bones and ignores the proper areas. Often the term is used to describe someone who only cares for themselves and only “helps” for self-serving purposes

Jeff seems nice, but if i’m honest, he comes across as a bit of a bone guy

by Cleetus Maximus August 27, 2020

Guy Man

A man who only speaks broken English and always speaks with guy man

Guy man, you can't do that!

by This one dude October 10, 2020

Guy depression

An immense feeling of depression that guys get, usually caused by breaking up with their girlfriends. Can only be cured with strippers.

John: Joe broke up with Jane and now he has guy depression.

Jack: HE NEEDS STRIPPERS!!!

by Zoritos January 23, 2012

Guy Ricci

An elderly cat with the flu enjoying it's last moments of life.

I saw a cute guy ricci walking down the street yesterday, i feel so bad...

by Ebony Whitewod July 31, 2012

Construction Guy

Construction Guy
(Noun) A guy or gal who looks like there working but they are not. usually your boss

Zack: See all those construction guys?
Shane: Those ones not working
Zack: Yeah

by Sneakaround July 11, 2011

Safety Guy

Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.

The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.

The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him

That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Five Guys

It’s where Five guys Fuck you At once

Omg Eddie took a Five Guys Today.

by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023