Smurf Cat

smurf cat is a stupid internet meme that shouldn't exist it is a dumb meme and was made even worse when CG5 made a song for it.
NOTICE THIS MEME WAS MADE BY SOMEBODY TRYING TO USE AI TO MAKE A REALISTIC SMURF AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO LOOK LIKE A CAT!

Smurf cat is dumb

by SmurfCatIsntFunny October 14, 2023

Cat Whisperer

A man or woman who is an expert in the skill of cunnilingus. Must be publicly acknowledged by partner to be an official Cat Whisperer but in a tacit manner

At party -

Oh, Greg is amazing, he is an incredible cat whisperer, my kitty loves smothering him.

by TeamCatWhisperer December 16, 2019

cat's cunt

Another classic term for something that there is nothing better than. Bee's knees is the more commonly known synonym.

"I like your slacks."

"Yeah dude they're the cat's cunt!"

by Cuntdy June 24, 2008

Cat Earthquake

Sticking your dick in a cat and making it purr

Friend 1:Hey, Wes what are ypu doing tonight?
Wes: Not much felt like doing a Cat Earthquake tonight.

by Toasterboi42069 December 8, 2019

kill a cat

Masturbating; jacking off; fingering yourself.

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

by Dustin November 21, 2004

cat flicker

a: VERB- One that enjoys flicking a cats exposed anus while its tail is erected

b: ABJECTIVE- A insultive word suggesting its meaning on the victim

"a: hey greg watch me flick this cat"

"b: man your dad is such a cat flicker"

by evlspcmk October 7, 2006

jellicle cat

to leap or climb upon an object, surface, or person in an overly dramatic cat-like manner

We were about to leave, but then Evan had to go and jellicle cat on the car. We had to wait for him to get off the hood before we could go.

by merwenna November 28, 2012