Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

Finger diddle

Fingering

Tatiana finger diddled cousin terry

by CASTRATED GINGER May 6, 2018

Gang-Fingered

When you are visiting your friends house, watching the movie “Heat”, and allow 8+ men to blast the inner walls of your vagina with there fingers.

Hey bro! I can’t believe that girl was Gang-Fingered at that teachers house!

by Gang-Fingerer June 14, 2018

Seal Finger

The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.

I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.

by Jizzy Pearl January 29, 2023

Taintch Fingers

The cheesy, poo smell that sticks to your entire hand for far too long after taking care of a Taintch.

Puh lease wash those Taintch Fingers.

I purposefully shook my exes hand with my Taintch Fingers.

by Sir Shartsalot July 2, 2014

Lager Fingers

Instead of butter fingers, you get lager fingers. After a few too many, you subconsciously let your beer slip out your hands.

"Mate why the fuck did you drop your beer?"

"Sorry, lager fingers...."

by MezzaBoi May 27, 2017

speedy fingers

Used to define the speed of which A girl will flick her bean

You ever seen Bri use her speedy fingers.

by Vinny Harden March 3, 2019