Yo Mom Gay and Yo Dad Lesbian

To have your dad transgender and lesbian for your mother and to have your mother transgender and gay for your father

Hd was told by Myles and Dalton: “Yo Mom Gay and yo dad Lesbian”

by Winner67 March 9, 2019

Why did my dad leave me

You are an absolute disappointment and most likely the end of your bloodline

“Why did my dad leave me?”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”

by ImBoaHancock January 7, 2023

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate

I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

by Filbs April 7, 2008

Let's go to your dad's TV

To put your dick between a woman's boobs. (This definition came from me and my girlfriend doing some thing like this on my dad's couch next to the TV when he was away.)

Luis-Hey, I'm feeling horny right now.

Lola-Hey, I have an idea!

Luis-What?

Lola-Let's go to your dad's TV.

by Robert De la Guerra April 24, 2010

Is It Gay If She Look Like Her Dad?

Damn.....Thats a hard question my nigga.

DirtyAir-Forces: hey bro, is it gay if she look like her dad?

Bro: damn.....thats a hard question my nigga.

by DirtyAir-Forces July 26, 2019

Stop being a dad and start being a daddy

Most commonly used by girls with overprotective boyfriends, this is an argumentative term to use when a girl finds herself being lectured (like a father would) by her boyfriend instead of being loved (like a boyfriend should.)

Boyfriend : I will not allow you to go out tonight and party, period, do you understand?

Girlfriend: Stop being a dad and start being a daddy!

by LoganHarlock January 21, 2018

your dad is getting the milk L Bozo

A joke to say to a fatherless child, albeit that your parental figure has been gone 18 years (I am talking to you, dear reader)

Bozo: Oh no! Your dad is getting the milk L Bozo
Chad:No u

by Lol L bozo u got no dad June 7, 2022