boys lunch club

An event created, to allow middle aged working men to come together for a dirty lunch break usually consisting of fast food moaning about their miserable lives and considering faking their own deaths.

99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.

Alex : " fancy a boys lunch club next week"
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"

Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything

but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.

by AR257119 March 29, 2021

Springhaven Country Club

A private club in Wallingford, PA. Kick-ass pool, best in the area.

Springhaven Country Club

by wallingfordgirl July 7, 2009

red river club

This is when a man goes down on a female's genitalia while she is going through her monthly cycle

Last night I joined Laura's Red River Club

by Bizzfirm November 23, 2017

Cripple Creek club

When you are sick in the hospital but have sex there any way

Now that I'm a member of the cripple Creek club, I get a discount for my hospital bill.

by Hangman0916 March 8, 2023

Alaskan Snow Club

When you go to Alaska and fuck a bitch in a igloo. Then you nut on the walls of the igloo and make her lick it

Dude i really wish i could do the alaskan snow club

by GiggaMyNigga September 23, 2023

Broken Heart Club

A club for the let-down,the lied-to and the lost go.Where the lonely make the lonely feel less lonely.We hate every little thing about the people that we love.We still feel pretty lonely and we wish we didn't. And we all kinda hate it

girl: I'm the newest member of the Broken heart club
boy: ummmm...is this a phase?

by 9/11 skydiver September 5, 2020

Country Club Crew

Usually a group who thinks that they're hip and eccentric. Often spends time doing "meaningful" work at a theatre or a co-op. The Country Club Crew can be easily spotted wearing sweater vests, graph tees tucked into jeans & other articles of clothing that do not and should not ever be worn together. Typically, they are a great set of people. Stay away from the Republican ones and girls named Mallory.

Oh look, it's the whole fucking country club crew.

What is that crew wearing?

They are preparing to wear a fake smile at the Country Club.

by Bradtery December 6, 2020