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Chode

A dick that is like 10 inches wide and 2 cm long
Senario
Man with chode: hey sexy wanna touch my big fat cock
Female:ew no get that ugly chode away from me you cock lookng ass rat
by Misseshippo November 8, 2020
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Chode

I can't help but to splug when she works the chode.
by JohnnyDough76 May 25, 2025
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Chode Spodeler

One who spodels the chode.
Man, that guy is a real chode spodeler.
by RETRO ARCADE January 15, 2022
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chode poker

"Dude she's a chode poker,she poked my cousin Bartholomew's dick"
by Jiffystuff2 September 8, 2016
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Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.
Have you guys seen J-Rob lately?
Yeah that guy is a huge chode!
by Skkkkringdinggg January 21, 2020
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Ching Chong Chode Chop

Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.

The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.

In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.

In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
by nebula49 December 31, 2020
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Chode Lord

The most powerful chode being to exist and current leader C3cilio
Cecilio is being the chode lord for now with his most loyal assistant jake.Cecilio has stole Javins most loyal servent Jake and now is the stronger choose that will ever live restoring Javin
by Dank Meject July 9, 2016
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