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The Car Keys Defense

AKA "Car Keysing"
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.
"I don't like when women just use Tinder for compliments. You know it's easy for you to find dates, but for men that's wasting their limited swipe rights they could have used for someone actually interested. It's harmful."
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."

"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"
by mrgreyho November 3, 2021
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cool car tax

The extra amount of money you have to pay to your insurance or on tickets due to your car “looking fast” or cool
Guy 1: I swear I get more tickets from cops ever since I dropped my car and got the new paint job, I’m driving the exact same though.

Guy 2: yeah, you don’t look like regular traffic anymore. You can’t forget to budget for the cool car tax.
by Li Big Body November 2, 2023
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Red Cars Are Red

A statement used when someone points out the obvious, mostly to mock. Used on forums to prove a point, without all the hassle of trying or caring.
1: "It all comes down to what you prefer using"
2: "Red cars are red"
by WrongRrabbit December 24, 2010
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Car de pillar

A special kind of person who likes to chew pills.
Guy 1: I have a Ford
Guy 2: Do you? I have a toyota.
Guy 1: aren't those pretty cheap?
Guy 2: It aint a car de pillar tho.
by Firelizardzucc December 7, 2018
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Kielbasa car wash

When a person walks on their knees between two rows of men all of whom are helicoptering their penises, slapping her in the face as she goes by, similar to the wash cycle of a car wash.
The couple thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the kielbasa car wash while on vacation.
by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021
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Clinton's Car Wash

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.
"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."
by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017
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club in ma car

a rap song that was created by the crew at hsaorsomething (myspace). featuring gangsta and freestyle rap stylings
come partay with me in
da club in ma car
club in ma car
oh...
by hsacermon March 22, 2009
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