fighting about apples

Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.
Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.
by The Rue October 02, 2009
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Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.
by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019
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Apple Three Way

When you have to plug something into a dongle to then insert into your phone or computer in order to use it.
I wish I had a newer pair of earphones, then I wouldn't have to have an apple three way to listen to the new DaBaby album.
by userIPM1234 February 01, 2022
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Flying Apple King

Most amazing person in the world. Often confused, but in an awesome way. Knows how to make people love him\her.
Hey, have you met nick?

Yeah, he's such a flying apple king!

I love him.
by Mjannechacha November 24, 2011
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alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside
Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.
by alaskan guy March 15, 2017
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montana mountain apple

When a sexual partner has appeared not to wipe after defecating, resulting in a ring of dried fecal crust around the anus.
I was going down on this chick when she suddenly bucked, and I found myself face to face with her Montana mountain apple.
by scatman247 February 25, 2014
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Norwegian Apple Pie

1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.

2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.
I could really go for a Norwegian Apple Pie right now...
by yoctatrine July 27, 2016
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