Jazz my apples

To feel ready, hyped, or excited

I can’t wait for tonight, heard Mary is going to be there, she really jazz my apples.

by Speakachu805 August 18, 2018

Apple-Bottom Gene

The piece of genetic material that dictates a person will have buttocks which are shaped like a fruit with red, yellow, or green skin with sweet to tart, crisp, whitish flesh.

Dang. She must have that apple-bottom gene, since she's wearing those boots with fur.

by bfh23 March 3, 2011

Norwegian Apple Pie

1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.

2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.

I could really go for a Norwegian Apple Pie right now...

by yoctatrine July 27, 2016

Feed 'em apples

Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.

Watch this, i'm gonna feed 'em apples there, eh?

by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020

apple juice day

On the 29th of July we drink apple juice to remind us that we all have something worth living for even if that something is just apple juice.

It’s a day where we check up on our friends and sit down and have apple juice

“Hey how are you, want to come over and drink apple juice? It’s apple juice day”

by Welovehalle July 29, 2021

apple juice day

29th of July

A day when we gather to drink apple juice and cure our depression

On the 29th of July we drink apple juice as a reminder that we have to keep living even if it’s just for apple juice

Well I’m drink apple juice on the 29th because is apple juice day, and I believe mental health is important

by Welovehalle July 28, 2021

alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside

Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.

by alaskan guy March 14, 2017