John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.

He did a John job on her!

by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019

john crews

A person who does not shut the fuck up; a professional yapper

I was trying to walk peacefully by myself, but then John Crews spotted me.

by glizzygobbla September 15, 2023

bad john

a "bad john" is typically someone who likes to be violent and think violence is fun, and likes to beat people up for no reason at all.

Oh no, theres a bad john whos gonna beat up all these kid at this playground, Kids, run!

by arson_investigator July 9, 2021

john af

high af

"I'm John af rn
High*"

by strabweory May 16, 2023

John Anders

The perfect example of a North-Norwegian.

What does the John Anders say?

John Anders: Steike være

by LoonaTheTimeGoddess January 17, 2020

John Chon

John Chon has a HUGE PROBLEM!! He made a YouTube channel with his school email and he just

Look so crappy.

John Chon: man, you better run cuz I’m a CREEP
ME: AHHHH

by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019

john gimbel

you use the term "John gimbel" to refer to someone as a hot and sexy beast.

omg bro you are such a "John gimbel". can I be you?

by hahawhoawhoa February 14, 2017