The Concerned Pirate

When your riding a sick lover who has Vicks on them and you somehow get it in your eye, but hold your eye as you finish them off.

"I was riding my boyfriend last night while he was sick and had Vicks all over his chest, leaned down to kiss him and nuzzle his neck and got Vicks on my eye, I had become The Concerned Pirate"

"I went to suck on my sick chicks tits but I didn't know she had Vicks on her chest and I became The Concerned Pirate."

by BigBirdLovesYou February 8, 2020

Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets

We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023

Pirate

The act during sex when guy cumes into girl's eye, so she gets blinded and then throws her off the bed and shouts: "MAN OVER BOARD."

Friend 1: "So how do you and Ema get on?"
Friend 2: "Well, we just broke up, because I pulled a Pirate on her."

by theRDVN September 7, 2019

pirate wheeling

The art of carrying more then six hotdogs

I noticed my coworker leaving the cafeteria pirate wheeling towards the office

by Bigred11b March 20, 2021

pirate's slang

A coolidiculous term for swear words

If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary

by Sexydimma February 7, 2015

Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022