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Russian Promise

A guarantee, treaty, or solemn oath made with the absolute intention of breaking it the moment it becomes strategically convenient. It is a specific type of gaslighting where the aggressor loudly proclaims a desire for peace or cooperation solely to buy time, distract their victim, or maneuver their forces for a surprise attack.
"I really thought my ex was going to change after he swore he deleted the dating apps, but it was just a Russian Promise. He was actually just stalling to line up a new girlfriend before dumping me."
by carroarmato0 December 12, 2025
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Russian tunnel

A sex move where one shits in a woman's mouth and the woman shits after she swallowed it.
Me and my girlfriend did the Russian tunnel, we couldn't clean up
by BoatyMcstoopidface June 29, 2019
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Russian Mudslide

(N) The opposite of a golden shower
“How much do you charge for a golden shower? What about a Russian mudslide?”
by Cassaniti October 19, 2021
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Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
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russian biscuit

russian biscuit means somebody eat a biscuit while drinking and having sex
dude i did some russian biscuits last night
by s8n. December 4, 2019
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Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.
Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.
by headshotcraft February 20, 2023
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The Russians did it

Unknown agent, but hopefully none of our allies
Who killed Livitenko? The Russians did it.
by thaaanos April 11, 2018
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