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Pussy Whipped

(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::

(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.
PERSON 1: What the hell is Hugo wearing.
PERSON 2: Oh, his girlfriend has him pussy whipped.
by EDGY@))# November 11, 2017
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whip

whips are cool and pretty people who are fast like whippets
person 1: i love running

person 2: you are such a whip
by Yo slug December 11, 2021
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Pussy Whipped

A person who has fallen under a spell by a women's pussy. Particularly when they live in a different state and you are long distance.
"Conor is pussy whipped by a girl"
by shortson October 29, 2020
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Whip it out

Appropriate response for when someone tells you to suck his dick
by thurb June 28, 2023
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whipped drone

When you're so pussywhipped but minus the pussy or any relations. Basically being strung along by a cunning female to perform an action or manipulated solely on a wing and a prayer. When everybody BUT you know that you're not even going to see the pussy
Wow, James has just dumped on Karl today . Yeah but you know Michelle was the instigator and the whipped drone was airborne. What a tool!! But you saw when she finally kissed Karl, It safely exited with the same walk he practiced a thousand times in the mirror for her. ahh ha!
by Spew-itLike-itis September 27, 2020
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Russian Schlong Whipping

When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
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