Wait what?

Typical expression used when you are surprised by something but you werent paying attention to the person who is telling you it.
Used also as “you cant be serious”

Marcel: I went to the shop, then I went to schiol, then I had lunch, then I banged your sister, then I...
You: Wait what?

Or

Nurse: you have been in a coma for six years
You: Oh I m looking forward to see my relatives
Nurse: They all died in a carcrash
You: There are so many things I want to d... Wait what?

by Ebreonazista May 23, 2018

what the mess

“what the mess” a term used mostly by the man himself gavin nelson !! he uses it because he cant say WHAT THE FUCK and needs a solution to the pain without cursing...

what the mess is wrong with you?

by bigmassiveboi72 August 30, 2019

what the fun

new curse word; being visibly shocked about people having fun

person 1: omg im having so much fun
person 2: same!!
me: what the fun?!

by frogleash October 21, 2021

what's frying

Another way of saying what's good, what's popping, hello, hi, etc

Jason bro, I haven't seen you in so long. What's fryinggg?

by Loveliving077 March 24, 2015

What the Freud

usually ended with "?"; an euphemism for "wtf?" ("What the fuck?") for situations when it is uncomfortable to say "fuck"

- What the Freud are you doing, man!?

by CheerfulChe February 19, 2011

what the snick

Something teen boys say to eachother when they're too nerdy to curse. Usually social outcasts

T: hey loser
D: what the snick. I'm not a loser

by YODO2017 July 21, 2017

what the bullshit

What the bullshit

Jim said he likes to eat dog poop. I said "what the bullshit (in Indian accent)."

by dude77739 August 28, 2017