Uncle

Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.

You: I have an uncle.

by MsJacques August 14, 2023

Uncle Fucker

When some one fucks some one else's uncle

Iv'e fucked more uncles than you uncle fucker

by Chikabille February 10, 2021

Uncle Granda

Cunt that's been in aw eh wars, aw eh films n been pished through aw em.

Mind uncle granda pure mad saving Ryan

by Hand Jobbies October 29, 2019

Uncle Jim

Not someone who should be within 50 miles of a school zone.

My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*

by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022

Uncle Matt

Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,

Just been chucking a uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

half-great-uncle

Grandparent's half-brother.

half-great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024