Tristan Unit

Tristan's unit of mass (equivalent to approximately 75kg), first introduced August 2023 after receiving a heavy DG shipment while a forklift was unavailable.

See also: CTDDU (Combined Tristan and Delivery Driver Units)

"Can it handle 150kg?"
" It can lift 13.33 Tristan Units (1000kg)"
"What's that in CTDDU?"

by Dickooooooo August 21, 2023

Magic United

There used to be a group of 5 girls Little did they know this project would lead to many problems, the idea was to study magic and maybe even try to learn it, (as in magic im talking about powers btw) the others agreed not thinking to much about it at the time, they never suspected they would actually learn real magic though, sure they believed in it but they dident expect to learn real magic, about a month or two later the 5 girls started to learn real magic, Chloe was able to form rocks only using her hands , Eva was able to create bubbles only using her hands, Sunny was able to do telekinesis, isa also learnt how to do telekinesis, and brooke was able to create and make flames disappear only using her hands, these girls were shocked when they discovered this but affter a while they calmed down and instead of being scared, they embraced there powers but however knew they had to keep it a secret.

Magic United was Both a gift and a curse

by Belinda F. Jordon September 15, 2023

Unit

A unit is someone who is very fat, large and in charge as some would say

I wonder how much you would have to eat to become such a unit

by Smg44 July 4, 2019

United States of AIPAC

A sarcastic way of saying "U.S.A." (United States of America) as the U.S. government is heavily influenced by AIPAC (The American Israel Public Affairs Committee), so using this term is a jab at how the U.S. government always does whatever AIPAC tells it to do

-"Hey man, did you know that most U.S. congressmen are on AIPAC's payroll??"
-"Wtf?? Is this the United States of AIPAC or something???"

by Cpt.Sus July 31, 2024

Elementary schools in the United States

the main point of delivery of primary education, for children between the ages of 5–11 (sometimes 5-10 or 5-12) and coming between pre-kindergarten and secondary education.

Elementary schools in the United States are the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

United States

Another way to call Mexico. Due to its official name is Mexican United States.

-Where are you from?
-I am from United States!
-Oh, USA?
-No, Mexican United States

by Mr.Chilo July 12, 2022

Cuthbert Unit

A unit of measurement, that is soon to be added to the SI (International System of Units) which is used to measure the greed and selfishness of man by determining the value of a process variable (Cuthbert/ man), that will initiate an action (greed/ selfishness), resulting in a Full Scale Value with values ranging from low (millibert) to high (kilobert). Results may sometimes indicate an unmeasurable set, meaning greed levels are infinite and endless with greed and selfishness as bad as the elderly fuck named Cuthbert this unit of measurement is named after.

Can you believe the selfishness of that old bastard?!! I bet he measures pretty damn high in Cuthbert Units!!!!

by Fefe and shardin September 14, 2022