toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.

Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!

by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018

Tosco

A mentally retarded person that speaks with his asshole trying to find some friends. Generally a Tosco tries to cape in social situations with horrible results.

Yesterday I told a friend a joke about dead grandparents and his grandma passed away the same day, I’m such a Tosco.

by zuggigang January 6, 2018

Tosser

Usually an Australian definition meaning idiot, used like the word ‘dickhead’

You’re a fucken tosser mate, now piss off!

by Rig9669 January 8, 2018

tossing coins

Jingleling a males tesiticular sack while screaming our heads or tails and waiting for his response.

Man I sure love tossing coins with Todd’s balls.

by Ballsorboxmuncher69 January 8, 2018

TOSTO

Turn Off To Stay On - a type of road junction where following the numbered route requires turning off the current road.

The problem with that route, going around the north side of Manchester, is that you have to do a right turn through Simister Island, the notorious, semi-signalised, M60 TOSTO.

by Dave1993Dave May 3, 2018

Toss my salad

Eat a pussy dry

Troy tossed Claires salad
Troy can you toss my salad

by Troyjon05 February 1, 2018

Tossing the Slaw

The technique used when two lesbians introduce cabbage into anal foreplay.

When I walked into the room Linda and Celeste were tossing the slaw.

When we get done playing checkers would you like to toss the slaw?

by The Dread Pirate Roberts May 7, 2018