pooped duck

something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam

"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."

"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"

by Iwantahaveurbaby March 18, 2003

smack the duck

telling something like it is

Dude, I need to smack the duck with you about something.

by LMaverick123 December 06, 2016

florida duck

ducks that don’t like water ‘cause

“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water

by subtletee September 20, 2019

duck bath

When you don't have time for a shower. You wash your face, neck and armpits with soap and a washcloth in the sink.

I woke up late and all I had time for was a duck bath.

by Neskire January 16, 2017

Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley August 01, 2012

Duck Bottom

One who has a mouf(mouth) like the ass of a ducks, constantly farthing or in this case, endless yapping.

Bill has a bad case of "Duck Bottom".

by Duck Bottom July 06, 2016

Sucky Duck

a hoe ass individual. Loud talkin, annoying, Boastful but has NOTHING! Big dummy, Real ratchett-like!

Look at THIS ol sucky duck ass lame right here!!

by hotshot223 April 12, 2010