piss pleasantries

The type of conversation you have with a person you're not really inclined to talk to. What you say when your better side, or simply human nature, is too polite to ignore someone you don't like, don't want to talk to, but have just unexpectedly bumped into.

"Did you see Veruca the other day? Her fashion sense is awful."
"Yeah, I actually exchanged piss pleasantries the other day at the grocery store. I was stuck in line with her at the cashier."

by Mersault77 June 7, 2014

piss kink

something someone named sage would have

"Hey who has a piss kink?" "Sage."

by Sage the major Sage November 16, 2021

piss shy

Unable to urinate in the presence of other people e.g. at a urinal

The guy next to me at the urinal seemed to think I was some sort of perv but I was just piss shy

by MadMatLondon May 29, 2021

piss the pus’

The female version of “drain the lizard “ Often spoken by native Arkansas women.

How’s my favorite girl Robin doing today?

“Well, my bladder is full, I’ve got to go piss the pus’

by Gin-uh-cide November 28, 2022

Pissed in the pickles

Australian slang for having said or done something that has ruined a situation.

Bob’s pissed in the pickles again. He criticised the boss in front of a client.

by Popokiwi April 21, 2023

piss fizzer

A person has has the abilty to annoy people with minimal effort

"That twats blocked my driveway again the little f***in piss fizzer"

"My boss is being a right nob lately... its really starting to fizz my piss"

"Right I've had it... my piss is completely fizzed now"

by SpenDoG75 September 25, 2018

Piss off

follows by 'wanker'.

Just a couply banter between Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles!

Anti 1: Hey,how can you even believe in larry,they hate each other!
Anti 2: Yeah,haven't you watched the iconic 'piss off-wanker' video?

le me: If you and your husband never fight,are you even sure you are in love???

by HazzaisLou's July 17, 2021