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Consumable kids

Consumable kids are kids that are legally breed to be consumed by humans mostly 56 year old white males with the name of James
I work in the consumable kids industry.
by John Handcocky January 24, 2022
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bk kid

Bad Kid Kid
Someone who is very bad at video games that they must be refereed to as a kid twice to emphasis how truly horrible they are.

AKA JD057
That JD057 is so bk kid.
by themrguy27 March 21, 2018
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SID THE KID

I’m more sus than you -Sid the kid
no -Mia sussy Baka
by shakalsjrhfn July 3, 2021
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Turtle kid

A turtle kid is a kid who is super chill but has a crackhead sense of humor and has a bad obsession with their turtle and probably something else. Overall, a good friend to have, just don't get them on the topic of turtles or they'll never shut the hell up.
Person one: hey did you see Jerry over there, does he always stare at his turtle lovingly like that?
Person two: Yeah, Jerry is such a turtle kid
by mizukei November 27, 2020
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Fortnite Kid

A lazy motherfucker who sits in a bed playing Fortnite all day. They are braindead children who say Fortnite created everything. They will never understand what a holiday is. In order to make them understand what something is, you have to explain in Fortnite style. Once you explain what “happened” in Fortnite. They will understand now. Make sure to give them free V-Bucks whenever they say or else they’ll go on a tantrum.
This kid only plays Fortnite and believes everything Epic Games says, he’s a Fortnite Kid.
by Shiny_Kai December 31, 2022
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tight kid

1.a particular person who thinks he/she is the shit, but by thinking they are the shit so much they in fact make everyone else think they are a total douche/that guy.

2.The particular person that drives an expensive convertible (during a recession) that he/she cannot afford themselves.
Person 1:"Dude check out these new shoes that i just got..."

Person 2:"Ahh Tight Kid"
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Kazoo Kid

Kazoo Kid, aka Pewdiepie, likes to sing... dance... pretend... and have fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!
by no-regerts January 12, 2020
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