moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Cold Visions

A feeling of foreboding, an imminent sense of doom popularized by Bladee on the album Cold Visions.

Laying awake in my bed at night
I can't sleep
I'm having Cold Visions
I'm staring at the ceiling

by salogarten June 7, 2024

cold cream

When you ejaculate inside a girl or guys butthole but is ice cold. It’s pretty much a cold cream pie honestly.

Mmmmm hit me with some cold cream daddy UHHHH.

by The Crimson Tampon January 18, 2018

Cold hands

Being rusty or having a bad day when playing sports or video games.

"My aim is off because I have cold hands"

by 0hcard October 1, 2022

cold pizza

sometimes good sometimes shit

i like to eat cold pizza, but only sometimes

by scoobert-doo September 22, 2022

Stone Cold Boney

A person who ingests, cultivates, and vegetates fresh humor, culture and knowledge. Like John Mulaney’s appearance on Hot Ones.

Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.

by BrownRecluse129 June 29, 2023

cold sore

an excuse for herpes

guy: it's cold sores i promise
girl: no, that looks like herpes
guy: FML

by drivingmorans123 April 18, 2021