Lunch duck

a very lucky situation either in the past or presently happening

Jen has a pool, she's such a lunch duck!

by Michaelad May 22, 2010

Duck bitch

A UGLY LOOKING BITCH

“Man that girl is a duck bitch fucking on the homies”

by Moneybitchoutside June 8, 2022

Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

Fuck and duck

When someone has sex with another person but then after the experience avoids all contact with that person.

His dick was so small, he keeps texting me but i think i'm gonna pull a fuck and duck.

by toomuchsass November 22, 2015

Suffocating the Duck

When one is in the bath, then places a facecloth upon their asshole and farts. To collect ones internal fragrance. The noises of action replicates a the sound of a duck.

Aw man I walked in on my Mrs suffocating the Duck last night

by Getting ready for a funeral April 24, 2022

Duck Baby

Duck Baby is a Pittsburgh term used to discribe when two cousins have sex they have A retarted aquatic baby with web feet and quacks like a duck as a mating call in all actuality in the state of PA it isn’t even considered incest with 1st cousins and 93% the baby will be born normal pretty close to 100%

Stop rubbing your cousins feet or she will trap you then it won’t work any more only for her and you will end up with a duck baby quack

by Cursed child man November 2, 2018

duck bath

When you don't have time for a shower. You wash your face, neck and armpits with soap and a washcloth in the sink.

I woke up late and all I had time for was a duck bath.

by Neskire January 15, 2017