Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.

Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'

by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020

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Chode

A dick that’s short and wide. Can also be used to call someone names.

"Holy fuck bro, you have a chode"
"Shut up, you chode"

by Mighty wise man December 28, 2020

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Sigma Chode

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.

Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.

by Alpha ohio February 28, 2024

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Uncircd Chode

A chode, with foreskin that covers the whole head.

I play one eye peekaboo with my uncircd chode. I pull back on the extra foreskin, pop my one eye willy out, which is 3" long, but 8" around.

by Vinegar Butt Sex January 31, 2024

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Chode

when his pickle has no length, only width.

she asks.. "how many inches are you?"

his response, "I may not be able to touch the bottom of a can, but i sure can bust the sides! It's the chode life for me baby girl!"

by alrighty then... February 11, 2021

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