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Brandon

Brandon is one of the sweetest and most good looking guy ever. He may be hard to deal with but he’s still the loving guy. He hides his emotions and try’s to say he’s fine all the time although he is hurting he has a caring side for his girlfriend he is calm and collective with her and makes her feel like the only girl in the world. He is tall even though he thinks he isn’t he’s brown hair with these beautiful brown eyes. He is sweet and kind but at the same time he’s rude and mean. If you hurt his girlfriend he would go to the ends of the earth for her. He spends all his money on her because he wants to spoil her constantly. With that if you ever find yourself being friends with a Brandon keep them and if you are his girlfriend stay with him.
Hey, is that Brandon?

Yeah that is let’s go talk to him!
by Lovergirl1028 January 27, 2025
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Brandon

Brandon is the kind of guy that is quiet but not shy. He hangs out with a bunch of friends but he doesn't make his presence known like the others. With good-ish sense of style, and shoes that belong in 2021, you'll probably hear him talking about drake; or a sport that he is obsessed with. Brandon is normally blonde with blue eyes. He tends to study people a lot by watching conversations nearby unravel. Brandon also has a short attention span, so to expand it, he fiddles with his hands and ALL over his papers.
Girl 1: Brandon is sooo hot!
Girl 2: I wanna marry Brandon one day...
Guy 1: Wtf
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Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.
Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.
by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021
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Brandonism

when you royally fuck something up and your name is Brandon
Brandon royally fucked up the groups face book poll by adding needless options pure Brandonism
by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021
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brandon g

the beafiest person you will ever meet.
You seen brandon g yet? He is sooooo beafy!
by beafster69 October 22, 2018
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Brandon

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.
Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.
by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023
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brandon

A fuqboy
by Farts and poops September 20, 2016
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