When a man/woman shits blood and diarrhea into a partner's mouth and the other eats it all with crackers. The fingers must be liked clean after to enjoy the full bowl.
Pedro and Jennifer go through a whole bowl of saltines when they both enjoy a large Texas chili bowl.
by hookedonphonics September 04, 2012
by big old boner November 10, 2009
While a male is fucking a female doggy style, preferably one with little (to no) anal sex experience, he quickly pulls out and slams his cock in her ass then holds on tight for as long as he can.
by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008
This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
by Robo January 04, 2005
"Hey baby come back to my place and let me pump empty my full oil drums and give you some oily texas hot love"
To which she replied. Why not cowboy! Yeee hah!
To which she replied. Why not cowboy! Yeee hah!
by tomchod June 26, 2008
Pulling your nut sack over top of your penis out of pants to rest as a belt buckle. Leaving the penis still inside your pants only exposing the balls.
by S.Hoover August 21, 2019
When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.
by Jonny Jimboy November 09, 2010